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tothegorgeouslanadelrey:

Follow the Lana blog!

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curvesandfitness:

i want a butt so perfect that men cry about it

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furbychild:

talk furby to me

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itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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"Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it."

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always reblog

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epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

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kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker